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ESPN, what in the F has happened to you? Nevermind the Bills’ awful loss tonight, I’m too enraged to even dissect that; that was perhaps the worst “professional” sports broadcast I’ve ever seen in my life. The fact that Theismann, Maguire and Patrick still have their jobs after so many years of utter incompetence is a testament to the fact that there is no God, and if there is, He hates all sentient life.

Two huge turnovers missed because we had to see interviews with Pats owner Robert Kraft and crap about the all-inspiring comeback of Tedy Bruschi. In fact, it was so inspiring that Bruschi’s missed tackle in the first quarter was deemed one of the finest plays in the history of professional organized sports.
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