Creative Exercises, Part the First

I present to you a list of names.

Billy Joe Sasquatch
Teabag Johnson
Sanchez Billigote
Mulligan Fee
Jordy van Fitzpution
Frank Sass
Frank Furtz
Smithe Wilbur
Bord Hausersnatch
Horburt Dinglekatz
Fatsy Carmichael
Horrabuhl Beech
Chuck Batz
Chuck Meetz
Chuck Shoetongue
Roland Catscats
Kat Pooht
Ivan Wunderfuhl
Wanda Sykes