Avocado Surprise

I arrived home this evening to find a nice surprise in my mailbox.

And not just that:

So I giddily open the CD and I’m thumbing through the booklet, noting the traditional typewritten lyric pages and the somewhat strange pictures, the album credits, and some oth–

GOOD GOD WTF IS THAT?!

Also, the album smells like an avocado. Seriously. I’m not joking. The album smells like an avocado.