7:00pm – New Melanie quote: “Oh blah blah blah” when seeing a Coke commercial. She is a proud representative of the Pepsi Megacorp.
7:03pm – Nods all around the room:
Even if you’re “not into farts,” you’d be pretty psyched about what I just did.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 4, 2013
7:06pm – And a relatively boring first quarter comes to an end with the Ravens on top 7-3.
Quarter Mood Check:
Melanie: Irritable.
Lindsey: Thinking about nachos.
Steve: 57% asleep.
Jeff: I used to be able to drink at least five beers per quarter.
7:07pm – New trailer for “Fast and Furious 6.” Yes, it might be brainless popcorn action, but it’s eminently watchable. Sign me up.
these dudes are STILL fast and furious?
— Michael Smith (@michaelsmith) February 4, 2013
7:10pm – And our first shot of the Harbaugh family. The over/under on CBS shots of them is 6.5, last I checked. This being the 2nd quarter already, gamblers everywhere are sweating profusely.
7:15pm – Doritos is two for two…I think.
7:16pm – So if I choose the incorrect car on Cars.com, I’ll get mauled by a wolf?
7:22pm – Touchdown Ravens. Ray-Ray’s gettin’ nice. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, RAYMOND! Can’t say this game’s been too exciting thus far.
This game is boring, can @ludacris drive on the field in a tank and crush a large plane or something? #Fast6
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 4, 2013
7:25pm – We are all witnesses to the first-ever “good” GoDaddy.com commercial.
7:26pm – Apologies to all fans of CBS programming.
The Big Bang Theory being #1 comedy in America makes me sadder than those Sarah Maclaughlin dog commercials
— Dan Fisher (@_DanFisher) February 4, 2013
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7:29pm – I guess Ed Reed is out of the locker room. Interception! Oh boy, fighting and/or religious fantacism rearing its head at midfield. #29 of the 49ers is acting like a 4-year old who had his toys taken away. Throw him out, please.
7:30pm – Phil Simms under the impression he’s been commentating on baseball games all these years, referring to Ed Reed as a “center fielder.” (Yes, I know it’s not uncommon to refer to a safety as a center fielder; I just wanted an excuse to make fun of Phil Simms.)
7:38pm – I just jotted down “Golden Boy” to my list of TV shows I’ll be sure to not watch. #NoMoreCopShowsUnlessItInvolvesTimeTravelOrTheDharmaInstitute
8:09pm – Just took a breather to stuff our faces with pizza and wings. The frequency of posts from here on out will likely decrease drastically, especially in light of this relative snoozer of a game.
8:10pm – And Beyonce’s halftime show begins with a crowd of paid “fans” (extras) storming the field. OH GOD THE SUPERDOME ROOF IS ON FIRE!
8:12pm – I didn’t realize Destiny’s Child had 29 members.
8:12pm – OH GOD THAT GUITAR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 BEYONCE IS SCREAMING!!!!!111
8:15pm – OH GOD BEYONCE IS MULTIPLYING!!!!! SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG!!!!
8:18pm – OH GOD DESTINY’S CHILD IS ON FIRE!!!!
Alicia Keys just heard worriedly yelling at the Beyonce performance “that …girl … is on fire!!!!”
— Cousin Sal (@TheCousinSal) February 4, 2013
“If Blue Ivy doesn’t get lowered in on a jet pack this halftime show will be a failure” – @davidlavieri #brandbowl
— Rachel Chapman (@rachelicha) February 4, 2013
8:31pm – #booty
that was a great boner time show.
— Stephen Soroka (@stephenjames716) February 4, 2013
8:32pm – Lots of laughs here in the room as we read #beyonce tweets on Twitter. The vast majority of them contain the word, “boner.” Just stating facts.
8:32pm – And we’re back for the 2nd half and Jacoby Jones takes it 109 yards for a touchdown on the kickoff!! Wow. That might be game over. Worst case scenario for the 49ers.
Awwwwww Shiiiiiit! Locker room pep talk wiz All That!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) February 4, 2013
Puppy Bowl
— Jim Rome (@jimrome) February 4, 2013
8:38pm – Thank God the power just went out. #nomorePhilSimmscommentary
This is the best thing ever
— Dan Fisher (@_DanFisher) February 4, 2013
Is BANE about to come out, what’s up with the Lights?
— Harry Knowles (@headgeek666) February 4, 2013
Beyonce Broke Football
— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) February 4, 2013
8:42pm – And 4-time Super Bowl participant Steve Tasker has his big shot at superstardom! Show us why you deserve to be in the Hall of Fame, Steve. Just, whatever you do, don’t say the word, “vehicle.”
Steve Tasker!
— Dan Le Batard Show (@LeBatardShow) February 4, 2013
Weird smells, a.c. out, getting hotter and stranger by the minute at Superdome..Ravens sitting on field, Niners on bench
— Bill Plaschke (@BillPlaschke) February 4, 2013
WHOA WHOA WHOA. Is this power outage a Fast 6 tie in?? IS THE ROCK ABOUT TO FLY A HELICOPTER THROUGH A TANK?!!
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 4, 2013
CBS didn’t have a contingency plan, leading to …….Steve Tasker!
— Dan Le Batard Show (@LeBatardShow) February 4, 2013
8:47pm – Shannon Sharpe. #trajectoryshibbahibbabobbidy
Shannon Sharpe auditioned for CBS against Leon Spinks, Mushmouth, an alligator, and a pile of sliced ham.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) February 4, 2013
Pretty sure Bill Cowher’s had six beers since they went off the air before kickoff.
Entertaining as always!