Here you’ll find direct links to the review posts I’ve written. Grades are not relative to one another. They’re a subjective representation of my feelings on each movie on its’ own merits.
Last updated 5/8/2021
10 Cloverfield Lane | B+
10,000 B.C. | C-
21 Bridges | B+
3:10 to Yuma | B
Alien | A
Aliens | A+
Alien 3 | B-
Alien: Covenant | C+
Alien: Resurrection | C-
Alien vs. Predator | C+
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem | D+
Alita: Battle Angel | B+
The Amazing Spider-Man | B+
American Ganster | C+
Anchorman 2 | B+
Angels & Demons | B
Annihilation | A-
Ant-Man | A
Ant-Man and The Wasp | A
Apocalypto | A-
Aquaman | B
The Aristocrats | C+
Arrival | A
Assassin’s Creed | C+
A Star is Born (2018) | A-
Avengers | A-
Avengers: Age of Ultron | A
Avengers: Infinity War | A-
Avengers: Endgame | A-
The Aviator | B+
A Walk Among the Tombstones | B-
Bad Trip | A-
Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar | A
Batman & Robin | D
Batman Begins | A+ || extended review
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice | B; Ultimate Edition | B+
Battleship | C+
Be Kind Rewind | C+
Between Two Ferns: The Movie | C+ (Gag Reel | A+)
The Big Short | A
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) | A
Black Mass | B
Black Panther | A-
Blade Runner 2049 | A+
Blades of Glory | B
The Book of Eli | B+
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit of Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan | A
Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan | A-
The Bourne Legacy | B+
Jason Bourne | B-
Breach | B+
Bridesmaids | A
Bridge of Spies | B+
Bugsy | B
The ‘Burbs | A-
The Cabin in the Woods | A-
Captain America: The First Avenger | B+
Captain America: The Winter Soldier | A-
Captain America: Civil War | A
Captain Marvel | B
Chef | B+
Child 44 | B-
Children of Men | A+
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe | C+
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian | C+
The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader | C+
A Civil Action | C+
Collateral | A
Collateral Beauty | B-
Constantine | B-
Contagion | A
Crimson Tide | A+
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button | A
Da 5 Bloods | B+
The Dark Knight Rises | C+
The Dark Knight Rises: IMAX | A-
The Dark Tower | C
Dark Waters | C+
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes | A
Deadpool | A
Death Wish (2018) | C+
The Debt | A
Den of Thieves | B
The Descendants | B+
Die Another Day | C-
Die Hard | A+
Die Hard 2 | A
Die Hard With A Vengeance | A-
A Good Day to Die Hard | F
District 9 | A-
Divergent | B
Django Unchained | A
Doctor Sleep | A-
Doctor Strange | B+
Dracula Untold | C+
Dredd | B
Drive | A-
Dunkirk | A-
Eastern Promises | A
Edge of Tomorrow | B+
Elysium | B+
Ender’s Game | B
End of Watch | A
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room | A-
Entourage | B-
The Equalizer | B-
The Equalizer 2 | B-
Escape Plan | B+
Executive Decision | B+
Ex Machina | A
The Expendables | B+
The Expendables 2 | B+
The Expendables 3 | C
Extraction | A
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them | B+
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald | C+
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer | B-
Fargo | A
Fast Five | B
Fast and Furious 6 | B
Furious 7 | B+
Fate of the Furious | B
Flags of our Fathers | C+
For Your Consideration | C
The Founder | A
Get Hard | B+
Get Out | A
Ghostbusters (2016) | C+
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | D+
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra | C-
G.I. Joe: Retaliation | F
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo | A
Glass | B
The Godfather | A+
Godzilla (2014) | B+
Godzilla: King of the Monsters | C+
Godzilla vs. Kong | C
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly | A+
The Grand Budapest Hotel | A+
Gravity | A
Green Lantern | B-
The Grey | A
Guardians of the Galaxy | B+ A-
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 | A
Hail, Caesar! | B
Hancock | C+
The Hangover | A
The Hangover Part II | A
The Hangover Part III | B
Hannibal Rising | C+
Hardcore Henry | B-
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire | A
Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix | A
Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince | B+
Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 | A
Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 | A
The Hateful Eight | A+
Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse | A-
Hellboy | B
Hell or High Water | A
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy | A-
A History of Violence | B-
Hitman | C-
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | B+
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug | A-
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies | B
Hot Tub Time Machine | A-
The Hunger Games | B+
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire | B+
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 | B+
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 | B+
The Hurt Locker | A
Idiocracy | B
The Illusionist | B
I’m not there. | B
In Bruges | B+
Inception | A+
Raiders of the Lost Ark | A+
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom | A
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade | A+
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | ?
Inferno | C-
Inglourious Basterds | A
Inside Man | B-
Interstellar | A
Into the Wild | A+
The Irishman | B-
Iron Man 2 | B
Iron Man 3 | A-
It (2017) | A-
It Chapter 2 | B+
Jesus Camp | A-
John Carter | B+
John Rambo | B-
John Wick | B+
John Wick Chapter 2 | B-
John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum | C+
Joker | A
Joy | B+
Jurassic Park | A+
The Lost World | B
Jurassic Park III | B-
Jurassic World | B+
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom | B-
Justice League | C
Zack Snyder’s Justice League | C+
Kingdom of Heaven (theatrical) | C-
Kingdom of Heaven (director’s cut) | B+
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters | A
Knives Out | A
Knocked Up | A
Kong: Skull Island | A
L.A. Confidential | A+
The Last Castle | B
Last Christmas | B+
The Lego Movie | A
The Lego Batman Movie | B-
Letters from Iwo Jima | B+
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | A-
The Little Things | B+
Logan | A-
Logan Lucky | A-
Looper | A-
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring | A+
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers | A
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King | A+
Lord of War | B
Love Actually | B+
The Lovely Bones | C
MacGruber | B+
Mad Max: Fury Road | A-
Man of Steel | B+
March of the Penguins | A (DVD)
Margin Call | B+
Max Payne | C
The Men Who Stare at Goats | A-
Metro | C+
Michael Clayton | A
The Midnight Sky | B
Midnight Special | A-
Mission: Impossible | A
Mission: Impossible 2 | C+
Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol | B+
Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation | B+
Mission: Impossible: Fallout | B+
Miss Sloane | A-
The Monuments Men | B-
Mortal Kombat (1995) | B
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation | C-
Mortal Kombat (2021) | C+
The Mule | B-
The Mummy (2017) | B
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor | C-
National Treasure: Book of Secrets | C-
The Nice Guys | B
The Ninth Gate | C+
Nobody | B+
No Country For Old Men | A+
Nomadland | A
Now You See Me | B-
Now You See Me 2 | C+
Ocean’s 11 | A
Ocean’s 12 | B-
The Old Guard | B
Olympus Has Fallen | C-
London Has Fallen | C
Angel Has Fallen | C-; End Credits Scene | A
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood | A
Once Upon a Time in the West | A
Operation Finale | B+
The Other Guys | B-
Pacific Rim | B-
Pearl Jam Twenty | A-
Pineapple Express | B+
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl | B+
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest | B+
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End | B
The Place Beyond the Pines | A-
Predator | A
Predator 2 | B-
Predators | B+
The Predator | B
Primal Fear | A-
Primer | B+
Raiders of the Lost Ark (IMAX) | A+
Rambo: Last Blood | C-
RED | B+
Resident Evil | C
Resident Evil: Apocalypse | C
Resident Evil: Extinction | C-
Resident Evil: Afterlife | C-
Resident Evil: Retribution | F
Rise of the Planet of the Apes | A-
RoboCop (2014) | B+
Rogue One | A-
Room | A-
Salt | B
Savages | B
Schindler’s List | A+
The Sentinel | C
Se7en | A
Shine a Light | A
Skyfall | A-
Slumdog Millionaire | A+
The Social Network | A
Solo | B+
Spectre | B
Spider-Man | A
Spider-Man 2 | A+
Spider-Man: Homecoming | A
Spider-Man: Far From Home | A+
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse | A
Split | B+
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country | A-
Star Trek Into Darkness | B
Star Trek Beyond | B+
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace | 1st Viewing: A; Final Viewing: C-
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones | 1st Viewing: A; Final Viewing: C-
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith | 1st Viewing: A-; Final Viewing: B-
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope | A-
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back | A+
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi | A
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens | A-
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi | First Viewing: A; Latest Viewing: A+
Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker | A-
Suicide Squad | C+
The Sum of All Fears | B
Sunshine | B-
Super 8 | B+
Superbad | A
Syriana | A
Taken | B-
Taken 2 | C+
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | B
Taxi Driver | A
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny | B+
The Terminator | A
Terminator 2: Judgment Day | A
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines | B+
Terminator: Dark Fate | B
Terminator Genisys | B+
There Will Be Blood | A
This is 40 | A
Thor | B+
Thor: The Dark World | A-
Thor: Ragnarok | B+ | I have no idea why I gave this only a B+ originally. This is an A.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy | B+
Total Recall (1990) | B+
Total Recall (2012) | B-
The Town | A-
Transcendence | B-
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen | B-
Transformers: Dark of the Moon | F+
Transformers: Age of Extinction | B
Transformers: The Last Knight | F
Triple Frontier | B
Tron: Legacy | A-
Tropic Thunder | A
Troy | C+
Unbreakable | A
Unstoppable | B
Up | A+
Us | B+
WALL-E | A+
Wanted | C+
War for the Planet of the Apes | A-
We Are Marshall | B-
We’re the Millers | B-
Widows | A-
Without Remorse | B-
The Wolf of Wall Street | B+
The Wolverine | A-
Wonder Woman | B+
Wonder Woman 1984 | B+
Word Wars | B
World War Z | B
The X-Files: Fight the Future | A
The X-Files: I Want to Believe | B
X-Men | B+
X2: X-Men United | A-
X-Men: Days of Future Past | B+
X-Men: Apocalypse | B+
Dark Phoenix | B
Zero Dark Thirty | A
Zombieland | B+