Bulldogs with laser eyes have infiltrated my domicile.
Bonus, hard-to-see video of a vicious fight over a chew toy:
We’ll hire a dog to burn down a hospital
I was listening to Howard Stern the other day and this clip was featured. 42 seconds of magic. Enjoy.
I love the Internet, Part III: The Search for Clarence.
Whose broad peelous fight
O’er the rapids we why
Ballast was streaming
At the rockets red glare
Bombs burstin’ in arrrrr
Gave through the night
That the stars weren’t still there
O say does yea yeeeet waaave
Brraaave!
And the home of the free