We’ll hire a dog to burn down a hospital
Welcome back, one and all, to my pride and joy: the weekly Lost recap, where I rely on screenshots to distract you from my cobbled-together theories and treatises on the most insignificant details spread throughout the ABC show. Anyway, let’s get right to it. We open with the now-customary, season-opening closeup of an eye; said eye belonging to a woman waking up in her house in what appears to be Anytown, USA.
Hockey starts tonight!
| Lord, please don’t forsake me In my Mercedes Benz All the riches and the ruins Now we all know how that story ends Strange apparition When the Lord rings my front door Strange apparition The least I had to lose from We’ll be on the shoreline |
 The Information Release: 10/3/06 Lyrics: Beck Music: Beck |
I’ve got a few ramblings about the current state of the NFL and sports in general, but let’s first turn our attention to Sunday’s Vikings-Bills game in Orchard Park, I’m struck again by how little I care about its’ outcome. Thank you, Mr. Tom Donahoe, for sapping all interest and enjoyment of Buffalo football out of me over the past several years. I’m eternally grateful that I no longer have to spend Sunday afternoons gritting my teeth and throwing objects at my television set. It will add years to my life and save me countless dollars on TV repairs.