The Longest Yard | F

director: Peter Segal
starring: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock

Ya know, I’d ask how this stuff gets made, but I look at the box office this movie did ($100M+) and I guess that’s my answer. This is a steaming turd of a movie, tailor-made for the short-attention span MTV generation. Never mind that this is an unnecessary remake of one of the finest sports movies of all time; it’s simply a terrible movie. I think the most notable thing about the movie was the revelation of Courtney Cox’s newly-crafted yabbos. Well done.

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