Question of the Week™

question of the week
Here you’ll find what we all seek: answers–answers to the Question of the Week. Check back weekly to see if you’ve answered correctly! And be sure to check out Crackwhore Ross’ QOTW over at Atomine.net, it’s cracktastic!)

I ASK THE QUESTIONS YOU GIVE THE ANSWERS
1.18.04
Your thoughts on Fischer.Net’s Best of 2003?
12.28.03
Your most memorable moment of 2003–let’s hear it!
1. There was that one day. ONLY one day. I wasn’t drunk. Not that much happened that day. Y’know. I went to my parents, broke in, and stole a bottle of scotch and a quarter bottle of Jager. Woulda gotten away with it if I hadn’t puked on the dining room floor. Anyways, that’s the only memorable day. The one that I wasn’t drunk. Ok. Not memorable… It’s the only one I remember. Jerk. Hic.
2. Making out with a girl at the drive in

12.14.03
Alright, when it comes down to it, what the hell are we gonna do about Glen Campbell?
Won Wurd. Soop. Tuhrn hym inntoo soop. Wee kuud kall iht, “Campbell’s Glen Campbell Soop.” Wee’d eet iht, ahnd git reeley deepressst. Beekuz iht’z Glen Campbell Cuntree Flayverring maykz uss alll sew sahd. Iht’s cuntree myoozic uhndertoenz mayke uhs alll crie. Ah’m guhnna goe shute myesellf nou.


Editor: C’mon people, you can do better.

10.12.03
Where do you want to go today?
I want to go to a strip joint and get a lap dance from the 16 year old black girl dressed as wonder woman.

Editor: Wow, way to be wildly inappropriate.

9.7.03
What’s your favorite band?
52%: Pearl Jam
24%: Hall & Oates
7.20.03
Leprechauns: your thoughts?
you’ll never steal me green nickers ladee
7.13.03
Is this a good thing for me?
That depends on whether or not you have a mustache.
6.29.03
Are you afraid of monkey pox?
I LIKE the Monky Pox! Give me Kangaroo Pox too!
6.22.03
What’s your favorite Pearl Jam song?
Editor: no valid answers this week. I will state that comparing Pearl Jam to Creed is an offense worthy of being mauled by prairie dogs infected with monkey pox….you’ve been warned
6.8.03
The eternal debate rages on: squirrel vs. chipmunk: who wins?
prarie dogs with capes.

Editor: Well done.

5.25.03
On hiatus until further notice.

n/a
5.18.03
What’s your favorite M&M color?

(disgusting fart noise)
5.11.03
If I told you I was the ‘Keymaster,’ would you be my ‘Locksmith?’

(louder fart noise)
4.20.03
I need to find someplace to live, can YOU help me?

(fart noise)
4.13.03
Who do YOU think JayMan really is?

The Answer
4.6.03
What do you think of Fischer.Net’s new look?

Editor:
lots of good ones this week, here are a few:


-HOT DOGS!!!
-hahahah billy goats!!!
-tubgirl.com
-It makes my zipper tingle.
-It gives me gas.
-I LIKE THE COLOR!!! SLICK!


Editor: I think that last one came from my Mom. AND DO NOT GO TO TUBGIRL.COM–YOU’LL REGRET IT!

3.30.03
Would you buy these pants for fifty bucks?:

No. Dammit. I don’t want no damn pants. Not for $50. Hell! Not for $25! Go peddle your pre-faded pants elsewhere, you twisted fool!

Editor: just as an aside, these are NOT my pants, I leave it to you to guess just whose pants they are (it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out)

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