3-23-03 What’s your favorite Easter song? |
Answer: jebus.com exists now!!! |
3-2-03 |
Editor: I suppose “CRACKERS” and “HOT DOGS” are valid answers, but that’s so been done, like, whatever. |
2-16-03 If you could replace an actor in any movie with a dog, who would it be (and which movie)? |
Answer: Oskar Schindler in Schindler’s list |
2-2-03 Give me as many euphemisms for “the dirty deed” as you can think of. |
Answer: Pantster Twines and the Attack of the Biscuit Mongers: Part 1: Where’s My Pants Now? Editor: that answer was just too good |
1-12-03 Here’s the video game: a dog wearing pants embarks on a quest to save the planet with only dog biscuits and a ball of twine (and pants)…come up with a title! |
Answer: Pantster Twines and the Attack of the Biscuit Mongers: Part 1: Where’s My Pants Now? |
12-15-02 |
Answer: The turkey neck is NOT part of the gibblets!!!!!!!1 |
12-1-02 |
Answer: I do not know chugger Ray. Never met the fool. Then again, maybe I have. You guys WERE in East Aurora, weren’t you? JayMan Editor: Hmm…the plot thickens…who is the mysterious JayMan? |
11-10-02 |
Answer: BAH, nothing to merit a post here! |
11-3-02 |
Answer: While “Pork” was a good guess, the answer is: “I was down in Austin for the High-Lift Design Methodology Conference and had to stop at a gas station for a smoke. No sooner did I plunk down my Winstons on the counter when I saw a downright hairy, bandit-looking dude with a gun! The dude raided the cash register, killed the cashier, and shot me in the ass as he ran out the door! And to top it all off, he stole my damn Winstons! If there’s one thing I learned–once my ass had healed–is that bandits aren’t to be trusted. So, I got myself a shotgun, and killed all the raccoons in Bucks County, ya know, ‘cuz they look like bandits. Four days later, Mindy was dead.” |
10-20-02 |
Answer: “It is actually a terminator, all of the people it is shooting are those who will fight the terminators in the future, or have children who will fight the terminators.” |
10-13-02 |
Answer: “good old fasioned steaming HOT DOGS!” |
10-6-02 |
Answer: “A HOT DOG” |
9-29-02 |
Answer: No winner, your answers were all pathetic…I’m very disappointed; I’m not just gonna throw up any old answer here! (do not look at 9-22 answer after reading this) |
9-22-02 |
Answer: “hoo has taken all ma jarz of chitlins yo????” |
9-15-02 |
Answer: “i’ll pay you to be my prank monkey” |
9-8-02 |
Answer: “OK, Dammit! Two weeks with the same question….Don’t make me start sending threats to you too. (Voice in head says, “Ross must die.”) Update the qotw! Some of us don’t go to school anymore, punk! We actually do have time to check your site every day! Change the qotw to the qotd! And tell Ross to get off his lazy ass and update his page too! GGGGGGGRRRRR!” Editor: So is it hot in here or not? Bacon? |
8-25-02 |
Answer: “EEEHHHNNN!” |
8-18-02 |
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8-11-02 |
Answer: “I’m a harmless nobody who found out that I can get the ominous death threats for Ross printed on YOUR site easier than I can on Ross’ site. I’d never hurt the idiot, but I think its kinda neat to lash out from the guise of the “Fischer.net QOTW.” Hee hee! More exciting game!?! How about “Russion yahtzee roulette twister solitaire!” That’s where Ross rolls 5 dice, adds up the total of the five dice, takes a six chambered revolver, loads it with as many bullets as repeated dice numbers, aims at his own head, pulls the trigger as many times as the total of the dice, and sees how many spots on twister mat he can cover with his own blood. Wheeee! That sound like fun to watch. Go Ross! Thanx Meester Feescher for allowing the opportunity to taunt Ross from a median he can not control! “Right Frontal Lobe – GREEN!”” Editor: But of course. |
8-4-02 |
Answer: “Either breakfast sausage, or a decapitated f*gg*t. Either way, Ross Madden should die.” Editor: who the f is this??? Editor: I don’t know when Jones’ party is; I will be gone. |
7-28-02 |
Answer: “woohoo – no cryptic death threats for me on the 28th!!” |
7-21-02 |
Answer: “Do you mean wild boar hunting? If so, then 2” |
7-14-02 |
Answer: “Never saw either. But I believe that Ross should still die.” |
6-30-02 |
Answer: “I would let the wolverines know that Ross Madden is still alive. Then maybe they’d get pissed off and go maul his ass.” |
6-23-02 |
Answer: “Ross Madden should be killed mercilessly (if only that was still legal in this state).” |
6-16-02 |
Answer: “chibbs” |
6-9-02 |
Answer: “JEBUS!” |
6-2-02 |
Answer: all of the submitted answers disgusted me, so they will not be posted here; my apologies |
5-26-02 |
Answer: “you’re the real slim shady” |
5-19-02 |
Answer: “the true answer to this question spawns a logical contradiction for which anything can be drawn as truth. To type in the correct answer would cause my computer to crash.” |
5-12-02 |
Answer: “FUCHINI!” |
4-28-02 |
Answer: due to lack of responses, the answer is an emphatic YES! |
4-21-02 |
Answer: “no, actually – I am letting him use our couch while the times are rough” |
4-14-02 |
Answer: “I also have 3 cats!” (the other answers were just too disturbing) |
4-7-02 |
Answer: www.realultimatepower.net |