I was forced to get a fish fry from Mr. Pizza after an epic language fail on the part of whoever answers the phone at the Saigon Cafe around the corner. No Pattaya Catfish or hot and sour soup for me. The conversation went something like this:
Saigon Cafe Guy: ;akds;asdj;askdj;alkje;lifkjas
Saigon Cafe Guy: lkasdjf;aiaoeja;oiefja;seij soup
Me: Come again?
Saigon Cafe Guy: ;lkajoijioafejp989023987!!!